The Slow and Savory Review:
At the end of the day, Janik's Cafe provides one with lots of comforting food for a very low price (most dishes don't even graze $10). If one is able to endure the side glances of the dozen or so Hipsters circling around the condiment caddies, a quick, cheap, and filling brunch is to be found. Tip from Bunny and Brandy, if the Hipsters are getting too close for comfort, tell them you used to be in a very obscure band they wouldn't have heard of and they will wander off to look up your band's album on Amazon Marketplace using their iPhones (ironically, of course).
The Short and Sweet Review